Friday, October 11, 2013

Cookies and Donuts

Earlier today, I posted a meme on Facebook about the "8th Sacrament" in the Episcopal Church - stating that in addition to the coffee being served, there were most certainly donuts presented.  My mother-in-law responded, citing a chapter I had written earlier this year, which I repeat here:

Cookies

            Emily Stevens had gotten to the point after lunch where she started to think about what to bring to the pot luck supper at church that evening.  It had to be something she could make in bulk.  “Everyone who shows up at the dinner would want to have something cooked by the new Pastor’s wife”, she thought, so she decided to get Gracie engaged and bake about six dozen of her special “Chocolate Chippers” cookies.
            Inventory of the “fixins” was taken and before long, they were spread out on the kitchen table along with cookie sheets, bowls, spoons and spatulas.  Gracie didn’t need to be called from her self-appointed chores in her bedroom, she and Frank the Dog came lumbering down the stairs almost as soon as the refrigerator door opened to get out the eggs.
            “It’s a good thing we went to the store this morning,” Gracie stated once she figured out what was happening.
            “Thanks for coming with me.”
            Emily said a quick little prayer of thanks for a daughter who was bright and cheerful all the time.
            It wasn’t long after Gracie came down to help that there was a huge bowl filled with cookie dough.  Gracie was so very careful in putting the dough into precise little portions, placing those portions on a cookie sheet – twelve portions per sheet, two sheets per run in the oven.
            While the first batch of cookies was cooling on the racks set up on the kitchen table to cool the cookies and the second batch was in the oven, the phone rang.
            Emily hesitated just long enough for Gracie to answer it.  Since they had just moved in the night before, she just assumed that it would be a few days before phone service would be connected. 
            “Hello?”
            Gracie’s voice was sweet music in someone’s ear.
            “Oh, yes, she’s right here.  May I tell her who’s calling?”
            She was so proper – so polite.
            “It’s Mrs. Mulligan for you, mother,” Gracie announced, handing Emily the phone.
            “Thank you, dear.”
            Gracie curtsied.
            “Hello, this is Emily Stevens, Mrs. Mulligan.”
            “Call me Millie,” the voice on the other end of the phone told her.
            Millie gushed about Gracie’s manners for a few moments before announcing the reason for the call:  “You are aware that we are having a pot luck supper tonight as a welcome gift after your husband’s first service, right?”
            “Yes, Millie, as a matter of fact –“
            “Now you don’t have to bring a thing.  It’s all taken care of.  You just get done what you have to get done and relax.  It may be the last time you’ll be able to do that for the next few weeks.”
            Emily knew exactly what Millie Mulligan had told her.  The move to Magnolia was the fourth since she and Dan were married and it would be the fifth time that the women of the church would expect her to stand “inspection”.
            She was getting to be an old hand at passing those inspections.
            The conversation with Millie Mulligan ended about thirty seconds before the second batch of two dozen cookies was due to come out of the oven.  The freshly baked cookies were quickly put on the rack before Gracie went about the task of meticulously dolling out the final batch of cookie dough onto the sheets.
            The final batch went into the oven just as Jacob, Peter and their new friend, Kevin came in the back door to immediately attack the freshly baked cookies.  Gracie was upset that the boys had started to dig into her orderly line of cooling cookies, but Emily knew what was going to happen and was already whipping up another batch of dough for two dozen more cookies.
            It was nearly four when the last of the cooled cookies had been placed in bags and were ready to go.  The service would be held at five-thirty and dinner would start serving at six-fifteen.  She reminded Jacob and Peter that they had to clean up before they went.  Their protests of having to go were met with Emily’s assurance that yes, they had to go.  Kevin was welcomed, too, if his mother would allow it.  Kevin rushed out to get permission and was back within ten minutes.
            “You’re welcome to come back to our house tomorrow, too,” Emily told Kevin when he returned.
            For the first time since he had come to their house that morning, the boy smiled.  She wondered if, perhaps, things weren’t quite right where Kevin Peel lived.  She made a mental note to ask about his situation once she got a bit more settled.
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            The boys were washed and presentable.  Gracie put on a dress she had chosen for the occasion (very carefully laid out ahead of time – not a thread out of place) and Emily had just stepped out of the shower when a short bark by Frank announced that Dan had come home.
            “Who’s the new kid?” Dan asked when he came into the bedroom to get himself ready for his debut.
            “If it was a dark haired boy who seems to have trouble smiling, it’s Kevin Peel.  He’ll be coming with us this evening.”        
            Emily finished dressing while Dan ducked through the shower.  She went downstairs to see Kevin with Jacob and Peter, intently watching the game they were playing.
            Emily looked at the boy.  He was still dusty and dirty from an afternoon of hard play with her two boys.  She quickly seized the initiative.
            “If you’re coming with us, you need to clean up.  Jacob, Peter, shut off that game and get Kevin to the upstairs bathroom while I see if I can find something which will fit him.”
            The boys slowly got up and turned off their game.
            “Let’s get a move on, now, we don’t have much time.”
            The boys made a game of it and had Kevin in and out of the shower in just a few minutes.  Emily in the meantime found a suitable outfit which ended up being just the right size for the young man.  After getting Frank situated, the family, along with a new friend, were out the door and walking to the Community Baptist Church.
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            The church was already abuzz with activity when the Stevens family arrived.  The parking lot was full, or nearly so.  Not a bad turnout for a mid-week service in the heat of the summer.  More than a few heads turned when they stepped into the building.  Dan waded into the crowd with Emily, shaking hands and making eye contact.  Gracie stayed close to Emily while the boys took the cookies back to the kitchen on the west side of the building.
            Exactly at five-thirty, the piano player started banging out the notes for a familiar hymn.  The people who were still enthusiastically greeting their new Pastor and at least part of his family seemed to take the hint and found seats.  Dan escorted Emily and Gracie to a pew reserved for them on the front row.  Jacob, Peter and Kevin Peel filtered in and sat down.
            Emily felt as if she heard a few clucks of disapproval for some reason while the boys were sitting down.
            The service was typical for a first service in Emily’s eyes.  Dan gave a short message about acceptance and forgiveness between the praise music and some general prayers, and then there was the dash to the hall where it was time to dig in and eat whatever people brought it for the pot luck.
            There were hamburgers and buns provided by the Mulligans.
            Everything else was cookies.  There were twenty seven families in attendance at the service and each family had brought at least six dozen cookies which were neatly arranged on platters at the head of a makeshift serving line.
            There was no macaroni salad; no green bean casserole; no salad; no hash browns, no nothing except approximately two thousand cookies sitting on plates and nearly fifty kids swarming those plates, gathering up as many cookies as they could possibly carry.
            At least twenty sets of parents immediately swung into action, telling their children that the cookies would wait, hoping that somehow something different with a whole lot less sugar would magically appear.  It wasn’t long before a few people stepped up and went to procure the proper complements to the existing hamburgers, so, aside from a slight delay, the pot luck went on pretty much as it had been envisioned in the first place.
            “Honestly,” Millie Mulligan confided to Emily after the meal was over, “we had quit doing pot lucks about ten years ago because of this very thing.  I thought they’d have learned by now.”
            Emily was amused, yet relieved that events happened like they did.  Certainly, there were a number of children who had belly aches because of eating too many cookies at one time, but she had also lucked out of having to pass a more rigorous inspection.

            “The next time, I’ll make potato salad,” she swore to herself; as did every other mother who attended the pot luck that evening.

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bdharrell

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